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Trouble (oh we've got Trouble) Right
here in Rec.Games.Roguelike.Nethack.
(Right in RGRN city.) With a capital
Te, and that rhymes with Be and that
stands for Bricktext (That starts up
Bricktext) We've surely got Trouble!
(We've surely got Trouble!) Right in
this posting! (Right here!) We gotta
figure out a Way to keep the newbies
Random when they post messages! (Our
children's RNGs will cause Trouble!)
Friends, I want you ALL! I want each
of you to reach into your hearts and
PROMISE that you will do your part I
want a PROMISE! Pull out your wallet
and make a PLEDGE! I want you all to
show support! All put a ribbon below
your sig to show that YOU will fight
the evil menace of bricktext in this
newsgroup. (Gotta win against evil!)
My friend, have you been RANDOMIZED?
RAISE up your hands until they touch
the floor and whisper soft, to drown
me OUT. Let's speak plain English as
we SHOUT in toungues, and walk right
up here sitting in your chair. RAISE
your voice in song (please open your
hymnal to 3d(10) whilst our organist
tunes his chevrolette.) While I sing
this sword I want you to promise you
will put the ribbon in that color we
chose, below the signature next time
you post. The sacred RNG thanks you.
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Oisin " /185\ " Curtin
|2/ \9\
|6| |3\
\0\ /7|
\4\1/
\8\ Random
/5\2\ Ribbon
/9/ \6\ Campaign
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