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Subject: Blondes, Brunettes Redheads DVD
From: Nigel Parkin <jeeves@mistral.co.uk>
Digest: volume98/563
Date: Mon, 07 Dec 1998 20:41:32 +0000

The whole show is hosted by Julia Schultz, Kimber West, and a redheaded Shae Marks. Some of the script does flow naturally, other bits are a bit stilted.

The opening Credits start with the 3 ladies in the spotlight, interspersed with brief shots of RJM, Pammy Anderson, Kalin, Carrie Stevens, Karen McD plus a few others.

Kimber tells Julia a blonde joke, Julia laughs then realises it's at her expense. Her change in expression is priceless!

We then go into a montage featuring, amongst others, Victoria Silvstedt, Carrie Westcott, Victoria Zdrok(?), Layla, Babs Moore, Shannon Tweed, Heather (?), Julia, Jenny McC,

The 3 hostesses then start dancing, leading to another montage of shots of models and Playmates dancing, including RJM, DLD, Shauna Sand, Sam Torres, LMS, JLC, Kona, Elisa Bridges.

Kimber relaxes on a chaise longue suggesting if you want fun, call a blonde, wild and kinky, get a redhead, or if you want to be dominated, kinky, call the mysterious, bad girls of the hair colour, the brunette.. Another montage follows, featuring Kimber, Jennifer Lavoie, Kelly Monaco.

Girls on Film. Our 3 ladies fight to be on screen, then another montage.. featuring what looks like original footage of various models posing next to a tv linked into the camera, and against a cityscape at night. A few other snippets of film come up, til we go briefly back to Kimber, Julia and Shae goofing with a video camera.

We then get Shae extolling the virtues she found in her various hair colour stages, complete with fairly obvious wig illustrating her brunette period, a segment from her Video profile(?) from her blonde period, and then her extolling the wildness in Redheads... Cut to shots of Jennifer Allan in a Red convertible with the wind rushing through her hair, Tylyn John doing the Southern Country Belle/farmgirl/tomboy act, Angel Boris gyrating on the beach to African Drum beats.

Julia tells a really terrible pun, then we get, guess what! A Montage! Starring this time, Lynn Thomas, Kimber, Jen Lavoie, Alesha Oreskovich, Maria Checa, Daphnee Duplaix, RJM, Danelle Folta, LMS, Stacy Sanches.

Julia and Shae verbally battle it out who rides bikes faster, better etc, agree on a 1 on 1 on a bike. Another Montage...Tylyn, Nikki Schieler, Karin Taylor were the only recogniseable (to me) Playmates..

Shae in white bra and panties extols the sexiness of bathing al fresco.. Layla (?), and from one of the Wet and Wild vids, Tawnni Cable, Babs Moore, Carrie Westcott in a shower room scene.

Julia complains about the public perceptions of blondes, but says that many perks come with being a female...Montage of Julia, possibly from her Profile? with her in a 60's chair, leaning up against a blackboard, on a bed... Pammy Anderson pre-Barb Wire still looking reasonably fresh and natural, Jenny McC with a water pump, Anna Nicole Smith.

Kimber considers changing her hair colour, eyes flashing when she suggests a cheery, SEXY red colour. Tylyn John, Jennifer Allan (still au naturel in her red convertible), Angel, still on her beach, Carrie Stevens done up a la Dita von Teese, Laura Richmond.

Next we come to Shae intoducing a montage I know will get some PMLers all hot under the CKs... a segment made entirely of Girl-girl shots.. didn't recognise anyone here..

Kimber talks us through a girl's experiences of a date, the roses, champagne, and the chance to wear her best 'after-party nightwear'. Features glimpses of Babs Moore, Alicia Rickter, a blonde Shae Marks, Alesha Oreskovich, Morena Corwin.

Juliatells us Blondes have more fun during sex, Shae rubbishes this 'from experience' Kimber in Bill Arvola style (not size) overalls rubbishes both, reminding us of the seductive qualities of ye olde brunette. Montage of Brunettes, Blondes and Redheads at it with their 'beaus'. All to a Allanah Myles Black Velvet style soundtrack

The 3 Hostesses are together again asking us which colour hair colour we'd want to have on a desert island, then pillow fight over whether we pick blonde, brunette or redhead.

As the closing credits come up, we get various versions of the NSS cover, various outtakes, including Kimber fluffing her blonde gag to Julia.

No Playmates or models get listed aside from the hostesses, which is a shame.

Not a bad disc overall. The footage of Kimber, though good, still hasn't erased the image of her at Gcon LA, Sept 97. Julia and Shae both did their parts admirably too.

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