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Playboy's Freshman Class
Subject: "Freshman
Class" graduates
From: William A.
Arvola <arvola@gte.net>
Digest:
volume98/489
Date: Sat, 10 Oct
1998 01:15:20 -0500
Here's my review of the video "Freshman Class."
With FC, the trend of three-girl-hosts set by "Naturals" and BBR continues with the triumvirate of Jacqueline Lovell [Hard Bodies,] Malisia Petropoulos, and Laura Selway [both of NSS fame.] These ladies are appealing enough though Rachel, Julia, and Daphnee they're not.
Overall, the video is a pleasant 60 minutes. It has its share
of she-can-eat-crackers-in-my-bed class models and the music has
a hip trendy contemporary beat that actually had me snapping my
fingers and tapping my foot. The segments are nicely moderate-to-long
in duration.
This director [Lawrence Unger] understands the power of eyes flirting with the camera. He also seems to know about the A in T&A. The Greely Index is highly negative with lots of rearshots of forwarding-bending models...
Robert and Philo will be pleased with plenty of GG action. No light pecks here; serious mouth-mouth and mouth-nipple contact abounds in two of the segments. If the camera didn't cut away at the last second, a full sixty-nine would have made it onscreen.
The post-production staff gets big points for crediting the models by segment but, after close examination, loses most of them by completely screwing up the credits. A four-girl segment only credits three girls and a one-girl segment credits three! I'll pretend that *some* of the credits are correct as I try to deduce which models deserve mention in the sequel.
As usual, the number in parentheses is the approximate start time, in minutes.
(02) Intro: Previews and outtakes of the various segments along with each hostess mugging individually for the camera.
(04) Cheerleaders: Yvette Garcia, Genevieve Gurchak, and Shellani R. Taarud credited. Chrissy Ranay [NSS, "Cheerleaders"] uncredited. This is the segment for those closet male-bum-lookers among the audience. Our four heroines briefly ogle the beefcake in the boys locker room. Once the studs leave, the fillies cavort in forbidden territory. Chrissy's usual sparkle and spunk are missing. But Genevieve [round face, straight long brown hair, compact bustline] is a major cutie-pie!!! Yum, yum!! The segment ends with Chrissy and Gen bemusedly watching the other two do the GG in the shower.
(12) 50's Diner: Jeannie M. Miller, Alexis Fairchild, and Yvonne Medina credited. However, there is only one principal in this segment! But what a principal she is! Take RJM, Lisa Boyle, and Tia Carrere; mix them together; throw in some extra cheesecake and a lapial ring; Voi la!! This concoction wows a nerdy sodajerk, sipping lasciviously at straws and sucking delectably on cherries. Drool....
(21) Science Lab: Mary Demassino, Genevieve Gurchak, and Jovanna Vitrello. Three models, three credits! However, *two* of the girls appear to be from the Cheerleaders segment!! At this point, trying to assign names to the models is hopeless, though I'm going to keep calling miss cutie-pie Gen. Our heroines coax a studly janitor into opening the science lab to them one late night. Gen plays the pouty girl while a tall slender brunette puts on the smiles. The lady scientists compound and consume an aphrodisiac potion. A bit of GG ensues though mostly the segment just gets artsy with skew camera angles, strobe lights, dry-ice fog, and calisthenic poses.
(28) Film Class: Jacquelyn Y. Caswell, Alexis Fairchild, and Yvonne Medina credited. A fourth model, uncredited. Now I'm really confused. By the credits, I should recognize two of these models, yet I don't. Why did I even bother to type in the credits? Four lovelies do a nude video for film class. A grassy clearing and soap bubbles are featured.
(36) Panty Raid: Laura Selway. Our heroine deduces that someone lurks in her dormroom closet. Does she a) scream, b) call the police, c) pull out her .45, or d) do a striptease?
(43) Roommates: Kristy Castle, Jacqueline Lovell, and Elise Daniels. Jacqueline and girl-pal check in with lovely dorm counselor. Who needs to unpack just yet with this bed all to themselves? GG!!!!!!! Jacqueline reprises the heat she displayed in "Hard Bodies." Counselor plays peeping Tina and gives the viewer an eyeful as well.
(50) Research Fantasy: Bethany Lorraine [NSS, "Women Behaving Badly," "Girls Next Door," and others.] Veteran Bethany does this solo library fantasy by the numbers. Competent but not compelling. Her characteristic motions will prove familiar to any fan. Bethany's best shots appear in the credits. A *very* well-sculpted stud plays statue in our heroine's fantasy.
(57) Credits: Outtakes. Great shots of Bethany.
The sweetheart of this video: a) pouty chaste cutie-pie Gen, b) uninhibited hottie Jacqueline, c) smiley slender brunette, d) voluptuous multi-maiden, or e) old favorite Chrissy?
a) [The ponytail in one segment gives her a small edge.]
BA
P.S. Gen-X girls soon. PMOY Vid eventually. PM's Revisited, ditto.
P.P.S. 99VidCal soon. Oh boy, oh boy, oh boy!! My third!!! Who will be the 00 Video Playmate of the Year? Will Rachel's alltime VPM crown pass to another? Julia! Donna! Kalin! Donna bumps Lisa! PMOY does *not* repeat! Interesting precedents...
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