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Playboy's Girls in Uniform
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From: Arvola William
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volume97/217
Date: Wed, 16 Jul
1997 05:30:10 -0500 (CDT)
In the Land of the Rising Sun I understand that it is sometimes customary to include a suitability-for-masturbation rating in an erotic video review. I have no intention of assuming this Japanese custom [having no experience with the practice myself :-) ] however I will provide my usual monthly review of the recently released PB video fare, in this case "Girls in Uniform."
GiU gets high marks for technical artistry. Nice computer graphics add a high-tech touch to this primal artform. The background music is jazz, a pleasant departure from the usual pop or rock; trumpets and jazz-percussion seem to be well-suited to accompanying the motion of the female body. Frequent use of black&white film did not seem excessive to this viewer. The use of "letterboxing" fell flat in one segment but added a nice touch to another. Another segment briefly featured some purposeful static and [electronic] snow.
This viewer has a love/hate relationship with the direction of this video. While conveying a nice sense of elasticity, frequent "nipple plucking" had this viewer wincing a time or two. Overall, the pacing was a tad too slow but never stopped and reached a nice clip at times. Admirers of the slow "panty peel" will not be disappointed. Some of the camera angles pushed my Prude-O-Meter into the "pink" but never into the red; a narrow thing it was however.
The only feature that is sorely missing from this video is humor. They had a prime opportunity to spoof "BayWatch" in the third segment. A flippant tone is needed somewhere.
As usual, the numbers are the approximate start times of each segment, in minutes.
(02) Title: A quick preview of each segment.
(03) "Glades Ranger": Christine and her male partner patrol the Florida Everglades in an airboat. No Flipper but a tame cougar makes a brief appearance. Camp fare of raw tubers and roasted marshmellows *almost* made me chuckle. Back at a rustic Ranger station, our hero minds business while our heroine strips and douses herself off with *chilled* water. Easily the bustiest of this video's probably normal and all-natural heroines, she has a wealth of freckles adorning her shoulders and collarbone ala Ava Fabian. The scene shifts to a nighttime campout and fire before it closes.
(08) "Jet Fighter": A short-haired Daphnee [Duplaix] stands for a solo inspection by her commander in a flightsuit. It's not clear what her orders are but her "Yes, Sir!" is quite ardent. The scene shifts to the warroom where our heroine treats us to a delicious striptease while her officer tries to keep his eyes on the transparent tactical plot he's updating. Daphnee could be an officer in the knows-how-to-move club. Her rapport with the camera never wavers, the viewer's faith that he's the center of attention is unshakable. The scene shifts to a military office where our pushy heroine, clad only in dogtags and boots, gives her commander a piece of her mind. The segment closes with our flightsuited heroine giving a "thumbs up" from the cockpit of a jet fighter. Nicely Done!
(13) "LifeGuard": Nina opens her exercise with some stretching. Beach foam briefly rolls over lovers embracing in the surf. Considering the props, red swimsuits, lifeguard tower, and flotation device; this segment could be "BayWatch" with nudity. This viewer is surprised they didn't try to spoof it up. Kinda tame, with all the BW episodes this viewer's watched :-)
(16) "Corporate Boss": Pushy Lady-Executive Maritza sports a severe bun, short bangs, and suspenders. The segment is intersperced with micro-interviews of our heroine seated in her car. Her pale blue eyes provide a pleasing contrast to her long black hair once unbound. As our heroine sheds her clothes and masculine facade, an intimidated male underling seems unsure whether to join in or just watch. A blonde female secretary takes the safe route and indulges in some private action on the side.
(22) "S.W.A.T.": Blonde Cory claims to have been handling weapons since the age of sixteen, however her technique wasn't completely convincing. Before shifting to a striptease, our heroine runs a combat course with automatic pistol and rifle then switches to busting clay pigeons with a shotgun. This viewer wasn't sure whether to be amused or offended when they used some type of small explosive like a cherry bomb to make some of her target hits appear more spectacular. Continuity is never a strong point in these videos so I'll only briefly mention her pistol magically transforming from a two-tone prop-gun to a blue-tone [Browning] BDM and back. Cory is cute but this viewer must admit to getting more excited by the ordnance than by her police whistle and hazel eyes. Chimes were especially nice as background music.
(27) "Fantasy Air": Asian girls Michelle and Jessica are pilot and stewardess, respectively, on a private jet carrying an amorous couple to parts unknown. Our pilot minds her business but our stewardess really is eager to please. Boy-Girl-Girl happens. This viewer loved the trumpet background sounds.
(32) "Fire Girls": While Dalmations watch, blondes Rachael and Nicollette break out the [garden?] hoses, sponges, and soap to frolic in a sunlit field. An immaculate 50's-era Ford firetruck almost steals the show. Tame.
(36) "One-on-one": Basketball-trainer Samantha shows us her moves while her two best players shoot hoops in the background. The Playboy scouts shouldn't rush out the door just yet, but Sam can certainly eat all the crackers she wants in my bed!! Her sinuous motions are yummy. Nice voice, big brown eyes, glossy brown hair, you might think I'm talking about Lisa Marie Scott, only Sam's not Japanese [though *I* may turn that way :-) :-) :-) :-) ] Sammy's rapport with the camera rivals Daphnee's. The scene shifts to the locker room where Sam repeats her striptease while watching her girls frolic together in the shower. Will Sam break my heart by accepting their invitation to join them rather than me???
(42) "Nurse Dreams": Nurses Dawn and Victoria really pamper our bed-ridden hero. Dawn looks so cute in her spectacles that I'll forgive the navel ring. Cute but this viewer, at least, is still basking in Sammy's afterglow.
(45) "Movie Usher": Attendance is light so usher Joy takes a break with some popcorn to catch a bit of the B&W 30's-era flick showing. The picture's hero begans writing a love letter to his lady until he discovers Joy putting on a show of her own in the middle section. Empowered by her charms, our hero emerges from the screen onto the stage but hesitates when he remembers his screen-bound love [played by the same model.] He who hesitates is lost and our hero confirms this maxim. His chagrin is tangible but we care not, for that leaves lovely Joy for us. On another day, Joy would be this video's sweetheart, however Daphnee and Samantha uniformly outrank her.
(53) Credits: The viewer is rewarded for sitting thru the credits with some unseen [but similar] footage of the models, especially Samantha and Joy.
It doesn't upset the primacy of a certain oft-referenced Miss October segment on a certain VidCal, still Daphnee and Samantha [and Joy] make this video a keeper. I salute the producers [and the models too! :-) ]
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