Hello! If you can read this, then you're probably wasting either your time or someone's money. :) My name is Pierre-Louis Constantin, and I can be found on undernet or infiniT's irc server as PieL. The rest of this page is a shallow rant about myself. Enjoy.

I have been known to answer to "Can I give you a hug?" and"Here's money, pal.", so you might want to try something like that.

This page would also be in french, but I have plenty of other things to do. Since I'm never satisfied with anything, this page is in permanent construction and migration.

Who am I?

I'm an informaticien agree (licensed computer scientist) with a masters' degree in Neural Networks, image processing and recognition.

Several people have made claims that I have mental powers, and they keep on believing it despite my telepathic suggestions that it's not true.

A full report on my mental powers would be too big to fit in here, but they range from control of radio waves to cat empathy, guessing a person's innermost secrets and catching flying rolls of toilet paper by the ends without looking. I'm also known to give good massages.

However I AM a skeptic (not registered yet :) so if you want to come and try to debunk any of those claims, you're welcome. :) Especially if you're a nubile girl. :)

A female friend once told me that The Odds song "Heterosexual man" reminds her of me, for some reason. :) I hope it was a compliment.

If you asked me which fictional character represents me the most, I would have to say Edmond Rostand's Cyrano de Bergerac. (and not the real playwright of the same name :). And not for his nose either. Either him or Superman, but that's just the way other people see me.

Ok, that's enough about me - I lead a boring sheltered life anyways.

What do I like?

I like to read old books. I also like to correct some myths about certain books (usually WaltDisneyisms).

Some of my favorite books.

• King Arthur (myth),
• Marvin Minsky (scientist),
• Buckminster Fuller (scientist, also see Victor Papanek),

• Blade Runner
• 2001:A Space Odyssey
• Star Wars.

• Sarah McLachlan
• Midnight Oil
• Smashing Pumkins
• REM
• Stravinski
• Rossini

• Open-minded people.
• Patient people.
• Happy people.
• Creative people.
• Eccentrics.
• Life on Mars.
• Smart animals
• Memes
• Cycling
• Recycling
• Singlemindedness
• Mr. Bean
• High-speed trains
• Sensible Art