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TV Remote Controls Save Lives
 
"Humankind's most significant achievement may very well be the TV remote control..."  
   
Surviving Canadian Winters
 
"It may shock you to learn that nobody really enjoys skiing..."  
 
Man's NEW Best Friend
 
"Maintenance is practically worry-free...you need not worry about getting up at 5 am..."  
   
Spice Up Your Life (Part 1)
 
"Who else could embarass the Royals, incite new heights of tacky teen fashions, and have time to film their story all in one short year..."  
 
Spice Up Your Life (Part 2)
 
"Having run out of management to fire, the Spice Girls have turned on their own..."  
   
Music From and Inspired By...
 
"Have we ushered in an era of musixploitation, or is this a good thing?"  


Poetry...
 
 
   
The Butterfly Collector
 
Waste of Talent
   
 
 
   
Helvetica
 
Primal Interface
   
 
 
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