| Prose... |
| "Humankind's most significant achievement may very well be the TV remote control..." |
| "It may shock you to learn that nobody really enjoys skiing..." |
| "Maintenance is practically worry-free...you need not worry about getting up at 5 am..." |
| "Who else could embarass the Royals, incite new heights of tacky teen fashions, and have time to film their story all in one short year..." |
| "Having run out of management to fire, the Spice Girls have turned on their own..." |
| "Have we ushered in an era of musixploitation, or is this a good thing?" |
| Poetry... |
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