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University Light Bulb Jokes How many Queen's students does it take to change a lightbulb? 1, but it never really gets done. He holds the bulb up and waits for the world to revolve around him. How many Ryerson students does it take to change a lightbulb? Trick question. Ryerson isn't a real university. How many Lakehead students does it take to change a lightbulb? None. Thunder Bay doesn't have electricity. How many U of T students does it take to change a lightbulb? 2. One to change the lightbulb and one to crack under the pressure. How many Algonquin students does it take to change a lightbulb? Only 1. But he gets 6 credits for it. How many Laurentian students does it take to change a lightbulb? None. Sudbury looks better in the dark. How many Waterloo students does it take to change a lightbulb? 5. One to design a nuclear-powered one that never needs changing, one to figure out How to power the rest of Waterloo using that nuclear-lightbulb, two to install it, and one to write the computer program that controls the wall switch. How many Western students does it to change a lightbulb? 5. One to change the lightbulb and four to find the perfect JCREW outfit to wear for the occasion. How many McMaster students does it take to change a lightbulb? 2. One to change the bulb and the other to say loudly How he did it as well as any Queen's student. How many Carleton students does it take to change a lightbulb? 2. One to change the bulb and one to complain about How, if they were at a better school, the lightbulb wouldn't go out How many McGill students does it take to change a lightbulb? 1. But SHE can't do it on Friday night. How many Brock students does it take to change a lightbulb? 7. One to change the bulb and six to throw a party because he didn't screw it in upside down this time. How many Guelph students does it take to change a lightbulb? 7. One to screw it in and 6 to figure out How to power it on manure. How many Mt.Allison students does it take to change a lightbulb? 5. One to do it and 4 to be in the Macleans photo of it. How many UVic students does it take to change a lightbulb? None. Llava lamps don't burn out man! How many UBC students does it take to change a lightbulb? 4. One to do it and three to translate the instructions. How many Laurier students does it take to change a lightbulb? All of them. They make it a campus affair. How many University of Manitoba students does it take to change a lightbulb? There's a university in Manitoba? How many York University students does it take to change a lightbulb? 3. One to take directions from the science student, the science student and one to philosophise about life as a lightbulb. How many University of Ottawa students does it take to screw in a lightbulb? 1. She screws everything why not a light bulb? Do You Have Any Jokes I Can Use? E-mail me here! Copyright © 1997, 2000 The use of any of this material without the consent of the author is strictly prohibited