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MISCELLANEOUS "Happiness is only a temporary evasion of reality." "Never make the same mistake twice. Be creative. Make a totally new one." If you can't have faith in what is held up to you for faith, you must find things in yourself, for a life without faith in something is too narrow a place to live. ~ George E. Woodberry "You can never really give anything away. The good you do comes back to you, prehaps when you least expect it, sometimes when you need it most." ~ Boggie Jack "On earth, there in no heavaen, but there are pieces of it." "When you steal from one author, it's plagiarism; if you steal from many, it's research." ~ Wilson Mizner "Rust ruins more tools than overuse." "Nothing is more responsible for the good old days than bad memory." "When angry, count to ten before you speak; if very angry, one hundred." ~ Thomas Jefferson "Anyone can count the seeds in an apple. No one can count the apples in a seed." "I use not only all the brains I have, but all I can borrow." "Scientists say that the Universe is infinite, which isn't a comforting thought for those of us who can't remember where we put things." "My mind is past the gutter its already in the sewer." "Duct Tape is like the Force: it has a light side, a dark side and it holds the universe together." "I did nothing. I saw nothing. I know nothing." "Error: Keyboard Not Found Press F1 to continue" Know Any Good Quotes? E-mail me here! Copyright © 1997, 2000 The use of any of this material without the consent of the author is strictly prohibited