Losers (baby's first hate list)

 

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Koma "Hitler"
 

"Hitler" (Name in quotations to avoid confusion with the other somewhat relatively decent Hitler) He enjoys softball practice, making up rules and setting up electrified fences around prison camps. His mom told him "In life you can choose between pissing off people while staying a virgin or finding a nice girl, and being well-liked. He chose the former. On his free time, he blocks coworker website access and exposes himself to his cat.
 

Fucker-chan
 

Balding mongoloid-faced Fucker-chan likes drinking by himself, arm wrestling and practicing his look of death in the mirror on rainy days. Fucker-chan is never wrong, talks down to people who don't speak his language and is best at home behind people's back with a knife. Fucker-chan's biggest regret is that he forgot to grow up morally after he turned 13. He does keep a high school picture of himself to remind people how once he really was "the man".
 

Teen Cunt
 

Teen Cunt's stronger points are not being able to think for herself and asking people their blood type. She has loose morals (read: is a whore), enjoys trips to Turkey and clothes with tiger stripes that normal designers market for geriatric hospital patients. Her favorite trade-off is whoring herself out to buy that latest brand bag.
 

Mr. Jankins (AKA Mr. Guai-Lo)
 

Mr. Jankins has many faces (mostly white) and many addresses (mostly in Japan). Usually over 6 feet tall, very skinny and very blond, he enjoys tentacle porn, counting how many cherries he popped and teaching english conversation class with no qualification. Jankins can occasionally be seen eating steak or on TV embarrassing himself and his kind.