NORTHWOOD ICE PENTAGRAMS
BECKONING FROSTED FLAKES OF FROST (1998) ALBUM
 
1.Prolog (0:53)
 2.Frigidia (Empress of Everfrost) (2:52)
 3.The Call of Nan-oo (1:59)
 4.Into the Grotesque Rectum of Leviathan (2:43)
 5.Gensives Possédées par Satan (2:46)
 6.Obese Daemon Nan-oo (2:37)
 7.Surhuman Viking (0:37)
 8.Frosted Flakes of Frost (6:38)
 9.Chalice of Satan (1:22)
10.Llik Tnerual Xueidac Eid Eid Eid (2:44)
11.The Trooper (4:06)
12.Invaders (3:57)
13.Introduction - The Blasphemy (0:26)
14.Evildark Enthroned in Nightfrost Obscurity (1:18)
15.Jesus Bestial Sodomy (1:49)
16.The Northwood Vast Beyond Part I (1:12)
17.The Northwood Vast Beyond Part II (2:07)
18.Invocation of Matankalissey-Un (2:14)
19.Christian Anus Devastated (2:22)
20.Evildark Live (2:08)
21.Dwarfucker (6:38)
22.Hellish Hell (1:50)
23.Eyes Bleeding from Sunlight (1:42)
24.Shayol Ghul (1:23)
25.Epilog (1:18)
 
Total Time : (60:52)
 
Credits :
Akhalatabarnakh
All Music/Lyrics
Mystical High Shrieks, Bestial Low Grunts, Banshee Eerie Wails, Mournful Cries
Psychonihilistic Lead, Rythm & Acoustic Guitars, Fart-of-Satan Bass,
Medieval Flute, Morbid Keyboard & Delicious Sound Effects, Dimantled Drums
 
Guest Sorcerers :
 Lord Jasminoo
  Rythm Guitar, Guitar Solo 1, Second Verse Vocals on Track 11
Rythm Guitar on Track 12
 
Seb "Dwarfucker" Barnes
  Female vocals and faggy instrumentation on track 21
 
All Tracks recorded in Darktower studios, Northwood.
Recorded in one take under the influence of SATAN.
 
NORTHWOOD ICE PENTAGRAMS - BECKONING FROSTED FLAKES OF FROST LP (1998)
Track 1-10 recorded Fall 1997, Winter and Spring 1998
by Mister Hankey the Cheap 10$ Microphone
Mixed by Cooledit 96 - Bad Sound is Evil
No fucking production on this album!
 
JAPANESE VERSION BONUS SONGS
Track 11-12 are cover songs of Iron Maiden. Written
by Steve Harris, 1982, 1983.
 
NORTHWOOD ICE PENTAGRAMS - PUREVILDARK DEMO (1997)
Track 13-18 recorded Summer 1997 during the Purevildark
sessions.
 
BONUS SONGS FROM VARIOUS SOURCES
Track 19 is a leftover from the Purevildark Sessions,
Summer 1997.
Track 20 recorded live at the Molson Center, April 1 1998
(the only live performance of Northwood Ice Pentagrams ever)
with Lord Jasminoo on drums and on acid.
Track 21 by DWARFUCKER, side-project of extreme gore death metal,
recorded in Darktower studios and Dwarfland studios, mixed
in Darktower studios. DWARFUCKER IS : AKHALATABARNAKH and SEB
"DWARFUCKER" BARNES.
 
NORTHWOOD ICE PENTAGRAMS - HELLISH HELL EP (1998)
Track 22-25 recorded Summer 1998 dyring the Hellish Hell sessions.
Track 24 dedicated to the Dark One.
 
Akhalatabarnakh uphold infernal hails to these mortal beings :
WBestowed (Dwarfuck them all by the power of the grey skull!),
Kataklysm (ABBA ABBA ABBA!), Butcher aka Destroys (Basse a frette lisse!),
Abbath, BlindSmurf (The Northern Glory of the Spectral Skies!)
and all other supporters of the mighty NORTHWOOD.
 
May Nan-oo and Tnerual be lacerated by the jaw of Mephisto!
All Hail the Northern Ones...in the Northwood Forest.
 
Visit the NORTHWOOD ICE PENTAGRAMS official homepage :
http://pages.infinit.net/jpmorin/music/northwood/northwood.htm
 
"Quand la nuit tombe sur la forêt du nord, il fait frette en saint-siboire"
(c) 1998 R.A. METAL
 
1.Prolog
I am Akhaltabarnakh, highest unlord of evildark
I embody the terrifying unholy power of satan
I am the essence of the night taking flight
I shall ravage the lightrealms
The christ impaled, inverted cross
Ablaze the nightsky to bring
The true dominion of winter
The mighty satanic Northwood forest
In which the branches scream their agony
The moon erected as an altar
to sacrifice christianity
Forevermore...
 
2.Frigidia (Empress of Everfrost)
I fall upon these shores of darkness
This water so frigid cold, and so is my soul
Foul empress of Ice!
You're empty glare freezes me
???? this winter night
???? the winter sky!
???? the valley, of the eternal vast Northwood Forest!
Frigidia, ???? for me
Frigidia, take away my pain
Frigidia, ???? me with frost
Frigidia, I'm forever lost
Frigidia, and enslaved
Frigidia
????
 
3.The Call of Nan-oo
(Instrumental)
 
4.Into the Grotesque Rectum of Leviathan
Can't you hear the whispers
Of six hundred and sixty six worms
Dwelling the acid juices flowing
Toward the grotesque rectum of leviathan
I burn within, tabarnach!
Satan devour my stomach
I swim in the acid flow
Of Leviathan putrid glow
Awake at night I gaze the black
Eyes bulged outward burning orbit
Roars of the beast explode
Foetus of satan awaken within!
I'm sailing the ocean of hatred
In putrid maceration of lost
Oh where I can find shelter
In the intestine of the beast I rot
ENOLALALA
ENOLALALA
ENOLALALA
ENO won't save you
 
5.Gensives infestées par satan
Mes gensives sont infectées par satan
Ostie qu'j'ai mal aux dents
Mes gensives sont infestées par satan
Leviathan se brosse les dents
J'ai mal au nez, une fois par année
J'ai mal aux dents, tout le temps
Satan creuse en mes dents
Une autre carie pourrie
Satan grimpe en dedans
Enwoueye possède moi qu'on rit
Rit de mes gensives en sang,
Infestées, infectées par satan
J'ai mal en dedans
Supplice à travers le temps
Oh satan pourri donc mes dents
Je pisse le sang
Ah pis arranche moi donc tout
C'est moins pire qu'une corde au cou
Un dentier pour quatre mille ans
C'est toujours mieux qu'être infesté par satan
Au delà des royaumes démoniaques infernaux des
gorges de la damnation de la gengivite, hi-ha!
-4 mai, 3h AM
 
6.Obese Daemon Nan-oo
Alleluia
Alleluia, Alleluia Satan
Obese fat demon nan-oo
Huge fat ass demon nan-oo
You suck you bitch fat demon nan-oo
Oh I hate you obese demon nan-oo!
I hate you nan-oo!
 
7.Surhuman Viking
Surhuman Viking!
AaaaaaaAAAAAAAaaaaaaeeeeEEEEEEAAAAAAAaaaaah
AAAEeEeeeeEeeeAAAAAAEEeeeeAAAEEAAAAAAEEEaah
 
8.Frosted Flakes of Frost
Let him who hath understanding
reckon that this song contains
the 9 essential nutritive satanic
elements of death, for it is a
hellish song. It's song, it's
Frosted Flakes of Frost
Frosted Flakes of Frost!
They fall from the skies
The skies above the northwood
and they're GREAAAAAAATTTTTTT!!!
Tony is the tiger of hell
Tony is the evil incarnate
Tony is the devil itself
Tony will fucking reap your mind and your soul!
TONY IS EVIL!
TONY IS SATAN!
SATAN!
SATAN!
Orange stripped tiger made of sugar
With horns black, horns dark tiger
Covered in fur, Blazing with fury
Of the satanic evil Tiger Tony
Beckoning the frosted flakes of frost
Retribution by the mighty god of lost
Tony the foul tiger of evil frost
EVIL FIRE AND BLOOD AND A BOWL OF CEREAL
Fat Free
No Artificial Flavours or Coulours
Flaked Milled Corn, Sugar/Gluctose,
Salt, Malt Flavouring, Vitamins (Thiamin
hydrochloride, Niacinamide, Pyridoxine, Hydcrochloride,
Folic Acid, d-Calcium Pantogenate) Iron, Riboflavin,
BHT Added to Package Material to Maintain Product Freshness,
MAY CONTAIN TRACES OF PEANUTS AND SOYBEANS!
Upholding the infernal scepter of Tony the Tiger
In the Northwood Forest, Dominion of Terror
Awaken the Tiger in You!
Buttfuck Toucan San to Hell and Back!
...with wrath!
 
9.Chalice of Satan
Yaaaeeeh
Yabeeykan Andrakah
Idrasaaah Yasaaaah
Anananayayaanaaseh
Yananenehshseh
Yaaaeeeh
Yaaaeeeh
Yaaaeeeh
 
10.Llik Tnerual Xuediac Eid Eid Eid
Llik Llik!
Llik Tenrual Xueidac!
Eid Eid Eid!
Tenrual Xuedac...
I shall drag your fetid corpse
Here on the soil of the forest
In the immortal northwood
Under clawing trees screaming
Burn in agony
In the pentagrams
You shall suffer eternally
In hell ablaze forevermore!
Tenrual Xuedac... DIE!
DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE
You will die for your sins,
Tenrual Xueidac!
 
11.The Trooper
(See Piece of Mind album of Iron Maiden)
 
12.Invaders
(See The Number of the Beast album of Iron Maiden)
 
13.Introduction - The Blasphemy
Come the dawn of a new age of dark
Chant the mantra of summoning
CALICE D'ESTI DE VIARGE!
SAINT SACRAMENT DE SIBOIRE!
CRUCIFIX DE BAPTÈME!
AKHALATABARNAKH!
 
14.Evildark enthroned in nightfrost obscurity
Upon my throne of darkness
In everfrost I stand
The emperor of nothingness
Whirlwinds of snow swirl
Atop the northland summits
The heart of the black forest
A lust for the night
Death cold embrace
A gleaming moon arise
Singing of angels fallen
The cathedral set ablaze
Christianity lost
Upward the sky darken
Midnight invade my soul
Wolves howls to the stars
Death raise her scythe
The sacrifice unfold
Pagan ritual mayhem
Invocation of the evil one
Therein the pentagram
Satan Lucifer Belzebuth
All hail to our only lord!
 
15.Jesus Bestial Sodomy
Summon the Goat
To dismember every christian limb in sight
666 judas impaled
Jesus Bestial Sodomy
Satan's wrath a breath of fire
to ignite every christian soul in sight
666 weaklings pulverized
Jesus Bestial sodomy!
Praise our master for he govern from the depths below
Can you feel the ground bursting out, the lava flow
As the army of hell raise their shields and sword high
To announce the coming of the new age, the reign of fire
From downward you see the crimson glow!
Unleash the beast, a blaze of heat
to sacrifice every christian corpse in sight
666 high in the northern sky
Jesus Crucified tonight!
Praise my name, for I'm the beast
to send to hell every christian soul in sight
666 pale death to their master sent
Jesus shall burn in hell, I'm the almighty!
 
16.The Northwood Vast Beyond (Part I)
All hail the northern ones!
Pale twilight embracing the trees
of this forest beyond the shore I see
The most unholy blackest torments dwell
into my domain the forest of frozen hell
Enshrouded in curtain of frost
Ice eternal!
The northwood vast beyond...
666
 
17.The Northwood Vast Beyond (Part II - The Icy Hand)
As I'm entering the infinite vast northwood forest
Winds of frost greets me as if I was their guest
As the air is chill amidst this wood so vast
My burning soul shall find it's end at last
Can't you feel... the icy hand?
Can't you feel... the icy hand?
of death!
Join me as the wind howl your name
Dark dream in evernight
Now die!
 
18.Invocation of Matankalissey-Un
Matankallisey-un!
Slit the dagger of sacrifice
open my veins in the pentagram
Invocation tonight
Upon the star of garakbaratam!
To summon you the darkest lord
in the forgotten babylonian tongue
Matankalissey-un Nan-oo!
19.Christian Anus Devasted
(Lyrics lost in the abyss of time)
"The astral anus open wide!"
 
20.Evildark Live
(See lyrics to Evildark Enthroned in Nightfrost Obscurity, and remove some stuff)
 
21.Dwarfucker
(Lyrics by Seb "Dwarfucker" Barnes)
Behind dwarves I wish to be
Damn this Dwarfal strain
Why am I dwarforsaken?
I only wish to lie in dwarfscape...
And die in everdwarf...
To stay within the everdwarf (Part 2)
My dwarf In Flames!!!
Upon a dwarfen throne
A dwarf in shadows...A clad in dwarves
DWARFAL STRAAAAAAIN!
To stand adwarf
Everdwarfing in subterdwarfien
Dwarfless in time unaffected
Dwarfsphere bid me welcome...
I pray to my moondwarf
for him to raise sword and shield in the dwarf dance
To lend me the artifact of the black hermafrodite dwarf
And my eyes to see the dwarfland
All hail Lord Dwarfnos
In darf eternity he lays
He is the the jester dwarf
Dwarfember flowers I sacrifice for him
waydwarfer the lord of 3'11 and less...
Father you are the dead dwarf in me!
Dwarftun,the figure in black..
He is the food for the dwarves
Dwarfoscope to see them all/dwarfoscope the horoscope of the little
people
Dialogue with the dwarves
The Hive of dwarves attack,as a hallow of little teeths
Dwarfal script transfiguered...
Nain-Faux-Man
New dwarfs held in infinit vaccums
To dwarf within his primal
and dwarf within his margins
This is episode 3pied 11,destination dwarf!
Everydwarf counts in this competitive dwarf
dwarfacle...the popsicle of the gods,ahhhhhh ahhhhhh ahhhhhhhh
My black dwarf inheritance
dwarves disarm their acoustic dwarfly
Dwarfoscope to see them again...and again and again and again
Behind the dwarf I live
Behold the dwarf of mine in flames...
My firey dwarf is stronger than ever
dwarffi gates bid me welcome...
A bolt of blazing cum
swallowed by the boobless bitch
Punish my pelvis
My face lined with browness,I'll go!
Semenspring...
Drink from my fountain everlasting
SWALLOW!
And give me a dwarf  I can live without...Take me away!
Silence you dwarf,your words are untrue
But damn you are cute...
dwarf duet,menage a trois
Their is a dwarf in this tower
Dwarf in a silent world
The Last dwarf shall burn forever!!!
The dwarves that men do will live on and on...
Circle of dwarves,My circumsition of joy
UP THE DWARVES!
Dwarfter dwarfstowed
Agaping dwarf,A new dwarve's rise
I set my dwarf ablaze...
Underlying dwarf sequence,Snowman song of dwarves
Northwood dwarf pentagrams,and the transylvanian dwarf
All shall rise again...
In the light of the dwarfucker!
 
22.Hellish Hell
The hellish fires of hell glare
Into the sky set ablaze
A firmament molten to lava
Color red the horizon
Red as the flames of satan
Red as the heat of summer
Burn in the depths of winter
Flaming the monarchy of hellish insanity
It's Hellish Hell!
Satan Rings a Bell!
The Bell of Hell!
Perish in Hell!
HELL!
 
23.Eyes bleeding from sunlight
The sun rises
Filling the land
With light
Blistering light
Oh such light makes my eyes bleed!
My eyes are bleeding from sunlight!
The sun fucking hurting me!
Extinguish it, this fucking christian light setting the skies ablaze
by it's very holy presence!!!
My face all glistering with sweat
This fucking heat choking by breath
The damp air crushing me
and light burns my eyes
Oh I hate the sun
Bring the moon in the nightsky
Gentle stars, and the cold breeze of the northern winds
Dreaming of winter forevermore
 
24.Shayol Ghul
Instrumental
 
25.Epilog
Instrumental
 
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