It is now and always has been the policy
of this department to assure its employees
that they are well trained. Through our
Special High Intensity Training
program (SHIT), we have given our
employees more SHIT than any
other company in the area.

If any employee feels that he or she
could advance to another position by
taking more SHIT, see your supervisor.

Our management people are
specially trained to assure that you will
get all the SHIT you can handle.

Any individual who feels he or she
has not received sufficient
SPECIAL HIGH INTENSITY TRAINING
tell your supervisor, so he can put
you at the top of the SHIT list !