Avoiding a Speeding Ticket

 

Handy Hint Number 76 ....(Read text first)



 Tired of speeding tickets?

  Want to open up spaces between you and the cars around you?


 Step 1. Tie these balloons to your car.

 Step 2. Drive VERY FAST.

 Step 3. Watch people freak out.

 Step 4. Tell the nice police officer you thought they were real.
 

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