Quotes
"With a car like that, you must be knee-deep in whores" - Fez (to Buddy)
"You don't have bad luck, Eric. The reason why bad things happen to you is because you're a dumbass" - Red (to Eric)
"You are a bitch." - Fez (to Kelso)
Dialogues
Kitty: So, I guess you and Donna are going throught a rough pass.
Eric: No mom, we're in a play about tow teens who hate each other.
Kitty: Are you worried, red ?
Red: Nah,...........I'm too drunk to be worried
Jackie: Micheal, you're way prettier than Bowie.
Kelso: Hell, I'm prettier than you!
Jackie: That's not funny.
Bob: Alright but a swift kick in the ass isn't the solution to everything, Forman.
Red: I gotta disagree, Bob !