QUOTES
as recorded by RavenWorks

 

 

HUMOUR
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Thursday is a good day to practice impersonating Cookie Monster.

    - - Oren Otter

 

"Alcohol sucks."
"You obviously haven't been drinking the same alcohol as me..."

     - - TrevMundane and FlyerFox

 

A single, good picture is worth a thousand words. Your collected work is worth about two q's, an x, and a semicolon.

     - - Matt Roberts

 

I like work; it fascinates me. I can sit and look at it for hours.

     - - Jerome K. Jerome

 

Everyone has precognitive abilities;  they just don't know it yet.

     - - Me

 

Every excuse is a good excuse.

     - - Nim

 

She's got a great body, but a face like a lawnmower.

     - - Nim

 

Yay angst!

     - - S@cha BlackChance

 

Pepsi Blue tastes like Falco.

     - - Isabel Gonzalez

 

If the world was made of beavers, it wouldn't be worth a damn.

     - - DragonFax

 

Taste the rainbow and prepare to die!!

     - - Misteroo

 

Tragedy is when I cut my finger. Humor is when you fall down a sewer and die.

 

A palindrome: Retteb sif lahd, noces ehttub, but the second half is better.

 

-  "Dude, how do you f**k a Kangaskhan?!?!?!"

-  "Very carefully."

 

"I am NOT GAY...and all I got was this lousy T-shirt"

 

My therapist says I have an obsession with revenge..... we'll see about THAT.  

 

Those who live by the sword get shot by those who don't.

 

Love isn't something you can put chains on and throw into a lake.  That's called Houdini.  Love is liking someone a lot.

 

Oh, I know everything all right. I just can't remember it all at once.

 

Smile - it makes people wonder what you're thinking.

 

 

 

 

LIFE, LOVE, AND EVERYTHING ELSE

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What is a friend? A single soul dwelling in two bodies.

     - - Aristotle

 

It is one of the superstitions of the human mind to have imagined that virginity could be a virtue.

     - - Voltaire

 

Living means being constantly misunderstood.

     - - ShadoeWolf

 

Do not question what Life has given you. Embrace it.

     - - Town motto; Adogenus, California  

 

Use what talent you posess: the woods would be very silent if no birds sang except those that sang best.

     - - Henry Van Dyke

 

You have not converted a man because you have silenced him.

     - - John Morley

 

I don't have many beliefs, but I do know what I don't believe in. And what I don't believe in is a deity who is intelligent enough to create a world and have absolute control over it...yet isn't intelligent enough to see that setting aside our differences and getting along is a better thing than picking eachother apart in the name of God.

     - - rustrazor

 

 

Make no judgement where you have no compassion.

 

If your mind isn't open, keep your mouth shut too.

 

Being defeated is often a temporary condition. Giving up is what makes it permanent.

 

"A HART WIT OWT LUV IZ A HAT WIT BEEZ!!!!"

      - - SuperUltimaBilly, Arfenhouse

 

 

 

THE FANDOM
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This site is dedicated to all of those who feel a strong connection with the animals, and can appreciate them for the beauty and spirituality they possess.

     - - Matt Willard (Taurin/AlphaFox)

 

You there, stop searching for Yiffy stuff. Use your imagination, pencil and piece of paper :DD *chuckle*.

     - - Nim

 

Enter the dragon ?? I would, if it would only hold still long enough . . .

     - - Dragonboy

 

We are the people our parents warned us against.

     - - Anonymous

 

Well, Andrew, you're a nut. But you're a happy nut.

     - - My mom